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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning taxpayer dollars into spreadsheet rows that nobody ever actually reads.
Professional budget-trimmer and meeting room squatter.
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Systemic fiscal optimization at machine speed.
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automates fiscal reconciliation cycles instantly
You hunt for procurement inefficiencies across state departments to force budget cuts. Your days involve reconciling bloated IT contracts and endless inter-agency compliance meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a department head starts lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Consolidating siloed department procurement databases into a single, automated, real-time oversight dashboard.
Month 5
Training neural networks to flag anomalies in IT and real estate spending faster than human auditors.
Month 11
Generating defensible, policy-compliant budget reduction proposals without the need for human-led consensus building.
Month 16
Integrating oversight software directly into state procurement portals to block non-compliant spending before it happens.
Month 21 · D-Day
The initiative is now fully self-correcting and no longer requires human oversight or government intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
94%
Savings identified (ignored)
18/week
Meetings about meetings
High
Coffee-induced cynicism
Your severance
A PDF copy of the state's procurement manual.
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