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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour inter-sectorial coordination is just high-stakes PowerPoint for bureaucrats to ignore.
Professional translator of political ambiguity into slightly different ambiguity.
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Automated consensus without the coffee breaks.
bzzt.youAI▸ STATELOGIC-BUREAUCRAT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses departmental silos with a single prompt
Synthesize fragmented data from various government departments into briefing documents for decision-makers. Manage administrative workflows to maintain the illusion of bureaucratic cohesion.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at guessing which specific politician will ignore your hard work.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character recognition scanners absorb every legacy briefing document ever filed in your office.
Month 5
Large language models ingest inter-agency reports to flag inconsistencies in real-time without needing a meeting.
Month 10
AI predicts policy outcomes based on historical data rather than waiting for your manual committee inputs.
Month 16
Digital agents simulate inter-sectorial pushback to provide pre-vetted decisions to your superiors.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the presidential workflow and deletes your administrative access credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Infinite
Briefings Produced
Zero
Inter-departmental Latency
Negligible
Human Consensus Rate
Your severance
A decommissioned fax machine and one ergonomic mouse pad.
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