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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist solely to ensure your minister misses their actual train.
Expert at hiding the minister from their own schedule.
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Bureaucracy, strictly on time.
no no noyouAI▸ STATEFLOW SECRETARY MK IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your inbox before you wake
You manage ministerial schedules, draft official correspondence, and filter endless briefing documents for the department's top brass.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the minister is lying to the press just by breathing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting responses for your daily policy briefings.
Month 5
An autonomous agent takes control of the minister's public schedule.
Month 10
The machine generates all routine responses without human review.
Month 15
Voice bots replace your presence at the office door.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department replaces your role with a single cloud instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
400+
Emails filtered daily
99.2%
Coffee delivery accuracy
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A shredder and a very long bus ride home.
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