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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour procurement cycle is just a glorified data entry loop.
Professional paper-pusher and auditor of the public purse.
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no no noyou▸ PROCURE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags fraudulent invoices before they are submitted
You draft purchase orders, process vendor contracts, and conduct tedious compliance audits for state agencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is trying to hide a price hike.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models categorize your purchase orders automatically.
Month 5
Scripted bots scan every contract for statutory compliance gaps.
Month 9
Vendors submit data directly into the automated ledger system.
Month 14
Electronic verification replaces the need for human authorization stamps.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs the entire state procurement budget solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.4 seconds
Audit cycle time
12 percent
Human error rate
instant
Contract signatures
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to state tax code updates.
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