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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTranslating bureaucratic stagnation into colorful Jira tickets one slide at a time.
Senior slide-smith and professional Jira-ticket-mover
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated roadmap alignment for legacy systems.
sluurp.you▸ GOVPLAN-ALPHA 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
rearranges roadmaps without human intervention
You shuffle Jira tickets to manage government projects. You create slide decks to justify the lack of progress.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which specific department chair needs a printed slide.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI templates replace your repetitive status deck building.
Month 6
Bots automatically update ticket statuses based on email traffic.
Month 12
Machine learning predicts project failures faster than your gut.
Month 19
LLMs replace your amateur vibe coding with functional logic.
Year 2 · D-Day
The agency moves to an autonomous oversight dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Slides created per week
118
Jira tickets moved
0
Meaningful outcomes achieved
Your severance
A PDF of a thank you note.
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