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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Government Program Analyst jobs? · Latest report #qz9ghetc
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your mountain of pointless status reports into a single error code.
Professional bureaucrat with a PhD in PowerPoint transitions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying inefficiency into oblivion.
brr.you▸ BUREAUCRUSH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters your entire budget into a deficit
You track agency performance metrics and write justification reports for budgets. You spend your life in spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which department head is lying about their quarterly projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts begin pulling raw data directly from your database.
Month 6
Language models generate your routine memos faster than you type.
Month 12
Sensors and agents audit your spreadsheets for human bias errors.
Month 16
A synthetic voice attends your Zoom calls to deliver updates.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-justifying.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14
Spreadsheets per day
98%
Reports unread
Critical
Meeting fatigue index
Your severance
A PDF copy of your final, unread performance report.
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