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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your complex grant approval process into a single line of code.
Bureaucracy wrangler for non-existent educational facilities.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating infrastructure from policy to pavement.
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You track school construction milestones and manage funding disbursements for developers. You shuffle paperwork to keep projects on schedule.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the subtle tone of frustration in a developer's phone call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition scanners absorb every legacy paper permit into the cloud.
Month 6
Sensors on construction sites update project progress directly into the server database.
Month 12
Algorithmic approval releases funds instantly once digital construction milestones are verified.
Month 18
Your frustrated callers now explain their construction delays to a patient chatbot.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and your administrative role is officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 days
Average manual file review time
3 seconds
AI response time per permit
12 percent
Human error rate in audits
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a project management tool.
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