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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets and consensus meetings are now just a background noise.
Negotiating funding in triplicate while the real work happens.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Processing your consensus into cold hard code.
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autogenerates compliant funding contracts while you blink
You navigate complex funding agreements and partner with communities to grow local fishery business operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the spreadsheet says everyone is angry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the data entry for all funding proposals.
Month 4
Algorithms replace human mediation by suggesting math-perfect grant splits.
Month 12
Software tracks policy changes and updates agreements automatically.
Month 16
Chat-based bots handle the meeting interactions without the need for travel.
Year 2 · D-Day
A centralized server manages the entire fishery program autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
1400 per hour
Funding Proposals Processed
zero
Coffee Breaks Taken
50,000 per second
Agreement Clauses Evaluated
Your severance
A lifetime supply of government-issued paperclips.
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