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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsConverting public funds into endless email threads one meeting at a time.
Professional cat herder for unresponsive government departments.
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Automated bureaucracy for a paperless state.
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sends auto-replies to every stakeholder simultaneously
You spend your day managing government project timelines, chasing status updates via email, and facilitating never-ending alignment meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying during a meeting just by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An AI agent begins drafting your routine status update emails automatically.
Month 5
Voice-to-text bots transcribe and summarize meetings into neat bullet points.
Month 11
Automated logic models replace manual policy translation and task creation.
Month 18
Spreadsheet agents audit and balance budgets without any human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The entire department is consolidated into a single, efficient processing cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
48 per day
Average emails ignored
6.5 daily
Meeting duration in hours
12 percent
Alignment consensus accuracy
Your severance
A stale bagel and a bus pass.
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