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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsTurning endless inter-departmental emails into one efficient, soul-crushing automated script.
Master of the Gantt chart and professional meeting survivor.
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You manage complex public infrastructure timelines and negotiate between rigid bureaucratic departments to ensure projects barely stay afloat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which senior official needs to be flattered to unblock a permit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
AI begins drafting your project requirement documents instantly.
Week 11
Bots take over nagging department heads for signatures.
Month 9
A language model resolves small policy disputes without you.
Month 16
Weekly status updates are replaced by automated Slack pings.
Month 22 · D-Day
The machine fully manages the portfolio without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
142
Emails per day
98%
Meetings without outcome
Critical
Coffee intake
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to mandatory compliance training videos.
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