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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour lobbyist lunch budget is funding a much faster neural network.
Master of the polite follow-up email and lobby floor.
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Automated influence with zero lunch tabs.
split.youAI▸ POLICYPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts regulatory shifts before committees even meet
You track pending legislation and manage relationships with regulators to protect the company's interests during policy shifts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle room tension when a bill is dying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms map all current bill statuses into a searchable database.
Month 4
AI-generated briefs replace your manual reports to internal teams.
Month 8
Smart bots handle standard inquiries from junior staffers and aides.
Month 13
Software forecasts regulatory hurdles better than any human intuition.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the influence strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumption per day
89 weekly
Emails sent to staffers
12 hours
Hours spent waiting at hearings
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium news aggregation app.
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