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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsProfessional cocktail circuit socialite with a lobbyist badge and expensive lunch habit.
Strategic influence merchant with high-end expense report stamina.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated lobbying for the modern corporation.
split.you▸ POLICYFLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors every legislative amendment in real-time
You shuffle between legislative offices to push corporate agendas and monitor policy shifts. Your job is basically expensive email and dinner networking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle facial cues of a politician lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our scraper indexes every legislative amendment and subcommittee record faster than your morning coffee.
Month 5
AI generates tailored advocacy emails to legislative offices that humans actually find surprisingly polite.
Month 10
Large language models simulate your networking tone to maintain connections with junior staff aides.
Month 16
Predictive algorithms map out corporate regulatory risks with 99 percent more accuracy than your gut.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board concludes that a server rack is cheaper than your dry-cleaning and lunch tabs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
24/week
Billable Lunch Hours
0.04%
Policy Influence Score
112
Cocktails Consumed Yearly
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm sparkling water.
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