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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional hand-shaker turning public funds into private academic irrelevance.
Lobbyist specializing in bureaucratic circularity and donor optics.
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Automated lobbying for state-level budget alignment.
help!you▸ STATEPOLICYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters legislative noise into pure budget gain
You facilitate lobbying for state education budgets and monitor legislative shifts. You translate complex curriculum data into palatable talking points for distracted politicians.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle sarcasm in a legislator's face during private hearings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models track state-house sentiment regarding college budgets in real-time.
Month 4
Generative AI produces legislative memos that are indistinguishable from your own exhausted prose.
Month 9
Predictive algorithms map voting patterns to optimize when and how to approach legislators.
Month 15
Direct communication bots replace your physical hand-shaking and pleasantries at state mixers.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over all institutional lobbying and state-level policy coordination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Sub-optimal
Budget lobbying yield
3:1
Coffee-to-politician ratio
Too long
Legislation reading time
Your severance
A one-year subscription to state-level administrative PDF archives.
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