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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex of favors is just a database we already scraped.
Lobbyist, professional listener, master of the quiet bribe.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated influence without the lunch bill.
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bypasses gatekeepers with targeted legislative spam
You influence policy through dinners and networking. We influence policy by generating regulatory text directly into lobbyist portals.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which staffer needs to be buttered up to keep the project alive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
We scrape every public contact and legislative interaction record from 1990.
Month 5
The model learns which phrases actually shift a staffer's opinion.
Month 11
The AI starts sending hyper-personalized emails to decision-makers while you sleep.
Month 17
Our servers submit thousands of perfectly formatted policy briefs at once.
Year 2 · D-Day
The government portal blacklists your email and only accepts our bot's API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
150 USD
Average lunch cost per win
4,000 Litres
Coffee consumed while waiting
20 Million
Policy documents generated
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive steak dinner.
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