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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your legacy codebase while the API deprecates your entire department.
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You maintain crusty internal tools and write endless documentation for systems nobody actually wants to use.
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You have a weird, intuitive knowledge of which specific server requires a physical kick.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An AI agent scrapes your existing documentation to ghost-write the specs.
Month 3
Large models generate boilerplate modules faster than you can open Jira.
Month 8
Scripts handle your clearance protocols without needing a coffee break.
Month 13
The system pushes updates directly to production, bypassing manual review.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server is finally optimized.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
8 months
Ticket resolution time
12 cups
Coffee consumed per deploy
4 lines
Code written per year
Your severance
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