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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsUpdating legacy code from 1994 while the compiler screams for mercy.
Professional breaker of legacy systems and procurement dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Migrating your COBOL to the void forever.
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You maintain massive, ancient databases and patch security holes in bloated government software systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know which undocumented function call holds the entire department together.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI flags your worst legacy dependencies for immediate deletion.
Month 4
Algorithms ingest your entire file share to replace human knowledge.
Month 9
Smart models rewrite your archaic spaghetti code into modern scripts.
Month 14
Autonomous agents patch holes faster than your compliance team reports.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the government infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 million
Legacy lines inherited
22 weekly
Hours spent in meetings
0.4%
Percentage of code commented
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the department coffee machine.
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