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Will AI replace Government Spokesperson jobs? · Latest report #9egwy99f
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour rehearsed non-answers are now just data points for a model.
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filters scandals into non-committal jargon
You draft press releases and memorize talking points to dodge questions about policy failures during daily media briefings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a journalist loses their will to ask follow-up questions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors track every awkward pause and sweaty brow in your briefings.
Month 4
Software writes your press releases faster than you can blink.
Month 8
A high-fidelity digital persona replaces your physical presence at events.
Month 13
The AI handles live Q&A with perfect, soulless logic.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to a long, permanent lunch break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
1.2 seconds
Average pivot-to-topic time
94 per briefing
Empty buzzwords used
0.04 percent
Credibility retention rate
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