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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career in circular filing cabinets is finally coming to an end.
Expert in navigating corridors and avoiding actual decision making.
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Processing red tape without the coffee breaks.
help!you▸ BUREAUCRAT-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files every document in the wrong folder
You draft endless memos and navigate bureaucratic gatekeepers. Your days consist of shuffling paper between departments that never speak.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at guessing which department head is actually in charge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standard constituent responses are now handled by basic text templates.
Month 4
Intelligent bots manage your calendar and reject all non-essential invites.
Month 9
Large language models generate your memos with consistent, bureaucratic tone.
Month 13
Optical character recognition digitizes your dusty basement archives instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all internal communications.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Memos drafted daily
11
Coffee breaks per shift
3 months
Average policy lifespan
Your severance
One stapler and a stack of blank letterheads.
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