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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour job is just turning confusion into slightly more confusing slide decks.
Expert in turning vague directives into even vaguer paragraphs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating plausible consensus without the need for coffee.
brr.you▸ POLICYPILOT 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates consensus out of thin air
You manage inter-departmental friction by writing memos and attending meetings that resolve absolutely nothing for the public.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a senior official is lying better than any optical sensor can.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI begins scraping your department's shared drives for legacy documents.
Month 3
Passive listening tools record meetings to build a sentiment database.
Month 8
The system drafts your policy papers before you finish your coffee.
Month 13
Automated email agents manage relationships using pre-approved polite phrasing.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is migrated to a read-only archive for historical reference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
62 minutes
Average meeting duration
14 per hour
Emails sent to clarify
3 percent
Percentage of memo read
Your severance
One free pass to the department stationary cupboard.
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