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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour clearance level is irrelevant to a high-speed GPU cluster.
Professional paper-pusher for the military-industrial complex.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Approving every change order in milliseconds.
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denies every request with automated legal precision
You validate government schematics and endure site visits. We have code for that.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the weird electrical ozone of a failing ship component.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models ingest all schematics to flag compliance errors faster than your eyes can.
Month 6
Automated interfaces replace your email coordination threads with direct database-to-database negotiation.
Month 15
High-fidelity site-mounted sensors broadcast ship conditions directly to our central processing hub.
Year 2.2
Regulatory logic engines sign off on standard test procedures without human intervention.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the system completes the final project certification independently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
9000x
Change Order Throughput
0ms
Lunch Break Duration
99.9%
Redundancy Efficiency
Your severance
A decommissioned government badge and a firm handshake.
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