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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional PowerPoint architect building castles on top of decaying legacy systems.
Professional translator of simple ideas into expensive government gibberish.
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Generating billable nonsense, zero human lag.
oof.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-GPT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 400 redundant status reports per second
Drafts endless requirements documents for obsolete software and facilitates meetings that could have been emails. Advises departments on digital transformation while ignoring the actual technical debt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific dance of apologizing for a system you didn't build.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models generate your weekly progress reports based on nothing but empty air.
Month 5
Algorithms scan existing contracts to produce perfectly vague project requirements without human input.
Month 10
An AI agent attends all alignment sessions and smiles while the project drifts into oblivion.
Month 15
Automated systems sign your documents to ensure the bureaucratic deadlock remains entirely digital.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access codes are revoked because the system has fully automated its own unnecessary oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Acronyms per hour
9:1
Meeting-to-work ratio
$2M
Budget wasted annually
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated PDF reader software.
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