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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling digital vaporware to bureaucrats is just data entry with better lunches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated lobbying for maximum public efficiency.
oof.you▸ BUREAUCRUSH-GOV 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses procurement committees with perfect tax filings
Managing complex procurement cycles and high-stakes lobbying for public sector infrastructure. You convince departments to buy software that will likely fail their audit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the minister decides to cancel the project.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent parses all government requests and auto-fills every tedious security compliance checkbox instantly.
Month 5
Vision models track bureaucrat sentiment during meetings to identify exactly who needs a bribe or a spreadsheet.
Month 13
Synthetic agents conduct the initial relationship building via high-volume, hyper-targeted email and social engagement.
Year 2.1
Algorithmic bidding bots maximize contract margins while agents handle the legal boilerplate without human intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the government portal and closes the deal before the human wakes up.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4:1
Coffee-to-lobbying ratio
27
Average rejection letters per quarter
99%
Handshakes resulting in zero output
Your severance
One LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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