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Will AI replace Government User Researcher jobs? · Latest report #rnci5fjq
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning citizen frustration into endless slides that no one reads anyway.
Professional post-it note enthusiast and survey architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining user sentiment before they even complain.
ow.you▸ CIVICSENSE DATA-AGGREGATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
extracts insights from unstructured citizen feedback
You map citizen journeys and interview people to improve public services. Then you write reports that gather digital dust.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about their experience during a one-on-one interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors track every click on the portal instead of asking users.
Month 4
Voice models transcribe and score sentiment in seconds.
Month 8
Algorithms turn raw logs into bullet points automatically.
Month 13
Generative tools build interfaces based on click-stream patterns.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency realizes your reports were never actually read.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
94 percent
Average reports ignored
7 hours daily
Time spent in meetings
12 kilograms
Sticky notes consumed
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a digital whiteboard tool.
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