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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build bureaucratic digital labyrinths that even the agency cannot navigate.
Professional translator of acronyms into broken CSS classes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning red tape into automated digital paths.
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You translate complex legal mandates into accessible web pages while navigating legacy government software infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know why that specific 1998 database still holds the department's tax records.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models learn to replicate government design systems without human input.
Month 5
Automated scripts map your legacy content into modern, standardized formats.
Month 10
AI agents synthesize stakeholder requirements directly into executable front-end code.
Month 15
Autonomous accessibility checkers verify every pixel against federal regulations in real-time.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-updating and permanent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99 percent
Form accessibility score
45 days
Average ticket resolution
Always manual
Section 508 compliance
Your severance
One free subscription to a blank government form portal.
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