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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsA human-shaped form-filler is the ultimate legacy software glitch.
Professional gatekeeper of the infinite paper trail.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Denying permits with zero human empathy.
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denies permit applications in nanoseconds
Processes endless stacks of regulatory paperwork and maintains outdated record-keeping systems. Bridges the gap between impenetrable bureaucracy and frustrated citizens.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague, contradictory intent behind a poorly written policy document.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR scanners capture your paper files and migrate them to an automated cloud database.
Month 6
A natural language interface handles all public inquiries, bypassing the need for human interaction.
Month 12
Your internal rulebook is converted into a rigid, non-negotiable decision-tree algorithm.
Month 18
Digital cryptographic signing replaces every instance of your physical rubber stamp ritual.
Year 2 · D-Day
The final manual process is switched to auto-execute, rendering your role entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42
Stamps per hour
6
Coffee breaks per shift
12%
Forms lost in transit
Your severance
A one-year supply of lukewarm breakroom coffee.
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