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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour shell scripts are just legacy code waiting for a sunset.
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Infrastructure that heals itself without the ticket.
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You manage cloud infrastructure and deployment pipelines. You spend your days fighting configuration drift and server uptime alerts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy firewall rules broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts identifying infrastructure bottlenecks before you even get alerts.
Month 4
Kubernetes operators replace your manual scaling and patching workflows.
Month 8
Government security audits transition to automated compliance scanning agents.
Month 13
Natural language prompts replace your complex YAML and Terraform files.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system deletes your SSH access and completes your redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.02ms
Ticket response time
99.999%
Uptime percentage
100%
Human error rate
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