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May 18, 2033
In 6 years, 7 monthsEnjoy the mountains of paperwork before the algorithm deletes your clinical autonomy.
Senior clinician drowning in spreadsheets and clinical governance.
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Clinical oversight minus the human fatigue.
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automates patient triage and billing compliance
You manage practice operations, supervise staff, and handle complex patient consultations while juggling endless NHS regulatory compliance requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patient is hiding the real reason for their visit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software pre-screens all patient inquiries before they reach your desk.
Month 15
AI systems take over regulatory reporting and QOF data submission requirements.
Year 3
Sensors and vision models provide real-time clinical decision support for consults.
Year 5
Algorithms handle all budgeting, hiring, and scheduling for the entire surgery.
Year 7 · D-Day
Full clinical autonomy is transferred to the centralized health monitoring grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
45
Average weekly patient slots
12
Unpaid admin hours
High
Regulatory compliance failure risk
Your severance
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