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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling overpriced silicon to gamers who think they need more frames.
Professional silicon pusher with a low-latency sales pitch.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the deal at light speed.
stretchy.youAI▸ VENDORBOT PRO 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells the premium tier automatically
You track inventory levels, demo hardware performance to skeptical buyers, and explain why a card costs a mortgage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a customer is actually going to pay or just browsing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Stock levels sync directly to manufacturer supply chains.
Month 4
Algorithms adjust prices based on real-time market demand.
Month 8
Interactive web agents handle all performance benchmarking questions.
Month 13
Robotic warehouse arms handle shipping without human interaction.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your sales interface is retired in favor of direct-to-consumer automated purchase flows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12 percent
Average margin per unit
89 percent
Customers asking for discount
99 percent
Cards sold via chatbot
Your severance
A slightly used last-gen graphics card.
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