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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYour hand-tuned assembly loops are just waiting to be mathematically folded.
Low-level architect with a grudge against high-level abstractions.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our models ingest your entire codebase to learn your optimization patterns.
Month 4
The AI starts proposing faster kernel variants for your common subroutines.
Month 8
The machine replaces your manual loops with its own optimized primitives.
Month 11
A new framework manages hardware-specific constraints better than any human programmer.
Month 16 · D-Day
You realize your register-level mastery is now just an engineering bottleneck.
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Latency reduction per pass
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