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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour Slate pipeline is just a database waiting to be auto-sorted.
Professional gatekeeper of future code monkeys.
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Automating the funnel so humans don't have to.
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You manage graduate recruitment cycles through CRM pipelines and info sessions. Your role is data entry with travel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to nervous applicants about the prestige of the program.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models take over the cold-email outreach to prospective leads.
Month 4
Software automatically tags and scores applications based on transcript data.
Month 8
Chatbots handle all routine info session questions without sleeping.
Month 13
Dynamic web agents refresh program pages as enrollment targets shift.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the recruitment dashboard is revoked indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
140
Emails per day
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Millions
Slate clicks avoided
Your severance
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