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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading your missed free throws for a tablet and a spreadsheet.
Former athlete, current glorified spreadsheet operator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coaching by numbers, not by sweat.
split.youAI▸ COURTLOGIC ASSISTANT 2.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks defensive rotations with zero errors
You log player stats, fetch water, and manage video clips for the head coach. You are essentially expensive luggage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment the team stops believing in the game plan.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras now upload and tag every practice drill automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms predict opponent plays better than any human assistant.
Month 10
Automated ball-shooters replace you for individual player workouts.
Month 16
Travel and scheduling are handled by a standard travel portal.
Year 2 · D-Day
The head coach realizes he never needed an assistant anyway.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12
Coffee runs per game
450
Clip segments tagged
1200
Hours spent on bench
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a game-film archive.
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