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November 10, 2028
In 2 years, 1 monthYour expensive PhD research is just data for a faster model.
Struggling PhD candidate (mostly caffeine, rarely functional).
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You spend years soldering prototypes and coding signal processing scripts for experimental brain imaging hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can explain why your specific, messy prototype broke during the final demo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest every relevant paper to write your literature review.
Month 6
High-fidelity digital twins replace physical wearable prototype testing.
Month 12
Agents rewrite your signal processing code to be cleaner and faster.
Month 16
Smart software generates grant applications that actually secure funding.
Year 2.1 · D-Day
The machine publishes the final paper while you are asleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
20 gallons
Coffee consumed per paper
94 percent
Time spent debugging code
too many
Research papers cited
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own academic journal.
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