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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsModeling groundwater toxins is just math that gets tired after noon.
Still waiting for that R script to finish running.
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Deeper insights into your local water table.
oof.youAI▸ AQUIFERANALYTICA 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes nationwide chemical data in one millisecond
You run simulations on water pollution data and write papers on chemical spread. Soon, algorithms do the math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused department head why the model is actually broken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scrapers pull all well logs directly from state databases.
Month 5
Code agents rewrite your slow R scripts into high-speed binaries.
Month 10
Generative models produce the draft papers you would have written.
Month 15
Real-time heat maps replace your static, manually rendered GIS visuals.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs the model continuously without requiring your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.4
Papers written per year
85 percent
Time spent debugging code
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per simulation
Your severance
A lifetime supply of bottled, filtered spring water.
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