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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsA permanent role at a leading company is just a data entry.
Corporate hopeful, currently powered by caffeine and false promises.
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Replacing juniors with high-frequency logic.
no no noyou▸ CORPORATEGRID-V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters emails into the trash automatically
You perform repetitive administrative tasks while waiting for a promotion that the software has already effectively automated.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique human capacity to sit through pointless meetings without crashing immediately.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software takes over your calendar to prevent human error.
Month 4
Templates replace your manual deck building process entirely.
Month 8
Algorithms update the board based on live system data.
Month 12
Voice models generate transcripts and action items instantly.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system determines your role is purely redundant overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
8 cups/day
Coffee consumption
0.02 percent
Promotion probability
40 per week
Meetings attended
Your severance
One free LinkedIn learning subscription and a firm handshake.
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