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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsHunting for top talent with a resume sieve you built yourself.
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sends personalized rejection emails in nanoseconds
You parse thousands of identical CVs and interview nervous students to fill entry-level slots before their graduation ceremonies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a candidate is lying about their internship.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software extracts keywords from resumes faster than your eyes can move.
Month 4
AI chatbots conduct the initial chats and filter out the noise.
Month 9
Algorithms rank candidates based on their likelihood to accept the role.
Month 13
Video agents record and assess responses for culture fit automatically.
Month 15 · D-Day
The hiring portal now functions entirely without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
1000 per second
resume scan speed
too high
human bias rate
99 percent
student ghosting rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a fake reference.
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