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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour funnel is just a leaky bucket that needs a better filter.
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Week 4
Your spreadsheet mess gets ingested into the central neural hub.
Month 4
The system sends personalized emails that humans actually open.
Month 8
AI filters essays faster than you ever dreamed possible.
Month 13
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Month 18 · D-Day
You are officially redundant and the machine takes full control.
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