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May 24, 2028
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You spend your days reading endless papers and wrestling with messy, incomplete datasets. Your future is a database.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a data pattern is actually a broken sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent summarizes all relevant papers in seconds.
Month 4
Software automatically fixes your broken and missing data.
Month 9
The system writes your papers from raw notes.
Month 13
Algorithms simulate the feedback of your committee.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your research group is entirely run by one server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
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Papers read for one citation
1200
Hours spent cleaning Excel rows
0.01%
Probability of tenure
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