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Will AI replace Graduate Teaching Assistant jobs? · Latest report #5sicrmc6
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour lecture notes are just a PDF waiting to be scraped.
Chronic caffeine addict currently grading the same paper twice
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Standardised grading for the masses
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filters essay plagiarism at light speed
You grade stacks of undergraduate essays and lead repetitive discussion sections. You dream of tenure while drinking cafeteria coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops listening in your 8am discussion section.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Automated tools score your students' essays using pattern matching.
Month 5
Sensors and camera arrays log student presence without your input.
Month 11
A chatbot handles student questions using a massive knowledge base.
Month 18
Video agents lecture to screens while tracking student engagement levels.
Year 2 · D-Day
The campus server replaces you with an infinite loop of information.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4
Essays graded per hour
95%
Students ignoring your email
80 gallons
Coffee consumed per semester
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to academic journal paywalls
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