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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTraining you to delegate tasks that a script will eventually perform.
Junior corporate climber (currently in the 'observe' phase).
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Management without the mid-level bloat.
split.youAI▸ ADMINSTREAM AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules meetings that nobody attends
You draft slide decks, attend endless status meetings, and document processes you barely understand to climb the corporate ladder.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly make eye contact during a firing over Zoom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates replace your manual drafting of project status updates.
Month 4
AI agents record and summarize calls without your input.
Month 8
Algorithms automatically update your project management trackers.
Month 13
Predictive models decide resource allocation better than your shadow-management.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the corporate portal is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deck
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
0.01 units
Meaningful outputs created
Your severance
One free pass to use the office printer forever.
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