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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets are just a snack for a hungry regression model.
Professional gambler of bushels and diesel fuel.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculated risk without the human commute.
glub.youAI▸ COMMODITYSYNTH V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal basis arbitrage in milliseconds
You trade grain futures, manage logistics, and hope the market doesn't crash before the trucks arrive.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a local farmer is bluffing about crop yields.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time load data directly from your silo scales.
Month 4
Smart software outbids your manual entries on local grain pricing.
Month 8
A fleet management API replaces your manual truck booking calls.
Month 15
Machine learning executes trades based on market volatility predictions.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access credentials are deleted as the autonomous system takes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Trucks booked daily
0.4%
Arbitrage margin loss
3 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-grade, non-GMO soybeans.
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