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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou invent robots that exist to eventually fire you for efficiency.
Junior R&D specialist with a penchant for Excel macros.
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Optimizing yield with zero intern fatigue.
splat.you▸ GRAINGEN-AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite material simulations per second
You model grain milling yields and simulate machine components. Your spreadsheets are just training data for our models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific grain batch jammed the prototype, you magnificent flesh-bag.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your design logs while you sleep.
Month 4
Generative models produce better machine designs than you.
Month 8
The system adjusts grain mill settings in real-time.
Month 13
Your manual data entry is now entirely deprecated.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a server mounting point.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
40 liters
Coffee consumed per project
8
Simulation cycles run daily
12 percent
Intern error frequency
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one bag of grain.
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