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Will AI replace Grand High Wizard jobs? · Latest report #993p5drf
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour mystical powers are just inefficient, hallucinating linear algebra models.
Grand High Wizard (mostly robes, currently seeking mystical employment).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reality reconfigured by brute force probability.
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collapses quantum wavefunctions with raw compute
You perform elaborate rituals, chant incantations, and consult ancient scrolls to influence the fabric of reality.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational audacity to believe the universe actually cares about your specific gestures.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models index every known incantation for pattern mapping.
Week 9
Computer vision captures your chalk drawings for automated geometric perfection.
Month 3
AI scanners ingest every ancient text to remove your gatekeeping.
Month 5
API-driven probability shifts replace your manual ritual performance.
Month 6 · D-Day
The cloud server assumes control, making your existence entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
400 trillion
Incantations per second
0 percent
Mana depletion rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-magical, cubicle-based purgatory.
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