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September 29, 2126
In 100 yearsThe only legacy job that actually survived the beta testing phase.
Professional keeper of stories and secret snack supplies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the wisdom, none of the back pain.
glub.youAI▸ ANCESTRYSIMULATOR-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers cookies and unsolicited life advice
Providing unrequested life advice and excessive snacks to the younger generation while napping in comfortable chairs.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a lifetime of specific, non-digitizable wisdom that cannot be replicated by data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Family photos move to cloud storage instead of dusty physical books.
Year 5
AI models scrape your oral histories for local family archives.
Year 14
Chatbots start providing advice based on your past conversations.
Year 27
Autonomous units replace the physical act of sneaking snacks.
Year 100 · D-Day
You remain exactly as you are because we cannot replace humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
infinite
Cookies per hour
too many
Stories told
pro
Nap duration
Your severance
A warm blanket and a very comfortable chair.
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