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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Granite Rock Roleplayer jobs? · Latest report #v3k4g29e
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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsYour existential commitment to mineral stillness is truly impressive, rock star.
Professional lithic enthusiast with a heart of stone.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Durable enough to endure aeons of boredom.
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sits motionless for ten thousand years
You sit silently in a designated area while assuming the form of igneous rock. You excel at doing nothing.
The one thing AI can't do
You bring a uniquely human sense of stubborn, heavy existential dread to the granite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors identify that rocks do not require a salary.
Month 3
Hardened synthetic shells replace your human presence in plazas.
Month 16
Software updates add simulated moss growth to the shells.
Year 2.7
Humans stop noticing the shift from organic to inorganic performers.
Year 100 · D-Day
Your role is officially designated as a geological feature.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
10000 years
Average Eon Wait
Zero
Sedimentary Shift
7 Mohs
Relative Hardness
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a quarry.
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