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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning prestigious academic philanthropy into a database query and a script.
Professional budget-chaser and university funding middle-person.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the pursuit of institutional capital.
glub.youAI▸ FUNDFLOW PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect grant boilerplate in seconds
You draft grant applications, manage donor spreadsheets, and chase down faculty for research project budgets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly explain to a professor why their project lacks funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent tags and filters funding opportunities from databases.
Month 4
Large language models write first drafts of grant proposals automatically.
Month 8
A script pulls expenditure data directly from university accounting software.
Month 11
The database updates donor status without manual input or entry.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire grant cycle is managed by a closed-loop system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4
Grant proposals drafted per week
12
Budget spreadsheet errors caught
89
Faculty emails ignored
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a grant-seeking database.
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