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Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYour spreadsheet is just a funeral for someone else's research funds.
Budget hawk and auditor of academic dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning research budgets into pure efficiency.
toast.youAI▸ GRANTBOT AUDITOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance risks before money is spent
You track grant spending and chase receipts to ensure faculty follow strict federal and institutional compliance rules.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk a panicked professor off a ledge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
OCR software instantly digitizes and matches receipts to grant codes.
Week 10
System rejects non-compliant purchase orders before they are submitted.
Month 5
AI auto-generates your progress reports using real-time ledger data.
Month 8
Agent handles all email threads with forgetful grant researchers.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the system runs itself entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.9%
Audit hours saved
Zero errors
Compliance violations detected
100%
Coffee consumption reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our budget-tracking software.
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