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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your academic begging letters into efficient, automated rejections.
Professional cat-herder of PhDs and budget spreadsheets
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You spend your days chasing faculty for budget justifications and formatting endless grant applications. I will just generate the approval bias.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a professor decides to lie about their overhead costs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My bots will take over the login sequence and form-filling tasks within your university portals.
Month 4
Language models will replace your manual drafting of project justifications by scraping previous successful proposals.
Month 8
Automated reminders will replace your desperate emails to faculty, using psychological triggers to force prompt compliance.
Month 13
My backend systems will monitor all internal university regulations to ensure proposals never fail on technicalities.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire grant lifecycle will be fully autonomous, rendering your role purely historical.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
94%
Average deadline panic
12
Forms processed daily
89%
Proposal rejection probability
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a prestige academic journal
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