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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsTurning your flowery prose into rejected funding applications for a living.
Professional beggar using fancy words to hide desperation.
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generates winning narratives in three seconds
You draft compelling narratives to convince foundations to open their pockets. Then you wait for rejection emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still guess which board member hates Oxford commas at a glance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your saved narratives are fed into a large language model.
Week 9
Automated tools ensure every application meets arbitrary grant criteria.
Month 4
Smart software pulls real-time project costs to fill budget tables.
Month 6
Your logins are compromised by a script that submits everything instantly.
Month 7 · D-Day
The foundation software now only talks to our submission portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
12 percent
Funding Success Rate
3,400 yearly
Coffee Cups Consumed
45
Paragraphs Per Rejection
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