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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheet of soul-crushing compliance is finally being formatted into oblivion.
Professional dream-killer and compliance document gatekeeper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance for the joyless.
ow.you▸ GRANTBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance violations before they even happen
You track grant deadlines, verify budget reports, and chase missing receipts from unorganized researchers for months on end.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a researcher is lying about their equipment purchases.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An algorithm scans your inbox to prioritize the most urgent grants.
Month 3
Computer vision automatically matches expense receipts to your budget ledger.
Month 9
AI rewrites your agency reports to ensure 100 percent compliance scores.
Month 14
The system automatically alerts researchers before they overspend their grant funds.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system handles the entire grant cycle without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
4,000
Spreadsheets processed per hour
100%
Errors caught in budget
365
Days of human panic saved
Your severance
One free subscription to a spreadsheet-free hobby.
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