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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour federal grant compliance is just a spreadsheet with more paperwork.
Professional cat-herder of NIH budgets and PI egos.
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Automated federal compliance for every department.
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files federal reports before the deadline
You track federal research funding through pre-award proposals and post-award financial reporting to keep labs from being audited.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused principal investigator why they lost their funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces your manual budget drafting and indirect cost math.
Month 4
Labs now submit their own effort reports into a rigid, self-correcting system.
Month 8
Direct database connections automatically reconcile your research expenditures every single night.
Month 13
The system generates perfectly compliant federal reports without human intervention or oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a polite email confirming the university no longer needs analysts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.9%
Audit risk mitigation
14%
Spreadsheet error rate
400%
Submission delay reduction
Your severance
A one-year subscription to institutional research compliance software.
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